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Articles in Home | Arts-entertainment | Humor Title|Newest|Oldest Laugh and the Work World Laughs With You  By : Craig Harrisons Expressions of Excellence-13763 Your best defense against stress, boredom, frustration and futility in the workplace can be summed up simply: have more fun at work. Learn to laugh at work and the world laughs with you. Learn strategies and approaches to infuse more fun into your work routine and environment. Just say Ha! Meet the Ever Growing Legion of Batman Comic Fans  By : Muna wa Wanjiru For people there are many different forms of reading material. These reading materials can be thought of as non-fictional and fictional forms of reading matter. In the fictional form comic books like Batman comics are a firm staple for people of different ages. The 15 Weirdest Things Ever Sold on Ebay  By : Orion Kester You may have seen the list of the 10 weirdest things ever sold on on Ebay. That list is old and there have been weirder things sold since then. Here is my new and updated list of the weirdest things ever sold on Ebay, theres a couple from the old list cause there just that good. Comedy Comes Natural for Robin  By : Philip Nicosia He’s cute, adorable, charming and has a great sense of humor. He’s an actor and comedian and he’s good at both. Let’s face it, among the current comedians on television and the movies, Robin Williams is one of the top choices of viewers. Now That You're An Old Fart  By : B. MacNichol The first time you get that telltale letter in the mail from the AARP, that begins with “Greetings; Now that you’re officially (an old fart) … ”, suddenly it hits you. I actually dropped the thing on the street like a hot poker, when I realized who it was from. Not yet, … I’m not ready for that stage yet! 15 Ways To Get Real Frustrated With Your PC  By : patty A humorous look at how to abuse your PC. Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team  By : Jack Reider Even with top class players, the Indian team loses and loses so here are some jokes directed at them. Funny Cartoons for your Health  By : Michael Brykov Funny cartoons the easiest way to cope with stress and there is nothing easier to obtain, whether browsing a newspaper or magazine, or surfing the net visiting web sites providing graphic entertainment. Here is a guide for how to relieve stress with funny cartoons. How to Be Funny Without Telling Jokes  By : Gareth Here is how to find humor in not-so-funny stuff. Before long, you will have people laughing a lot at your presentation without telling jokes. Below are some ways to get people to laugh. The Window Dressers  By : B. MacNichol When I was younger, and still going through that “hippy-hopping of jobs to see what I really wanted to do in life” stage, I had a brief stint as a display person in an older department store. This was one of those places that was built in the 1940’s, and probably reached it’s heyday in the late 50’s & early 60’s. The great, brick behemoth, was located at the intersection of two major thoroughfares, and had a number of display windows facing the street on two full sides of the building. Hence, quite often we would find ourselves needing to come up with “full room window dressings”, showing off the current styles to passing car and foot traffic. God Bless You: Why Do We Say It  By : J Reider Learn why people say bless you when someone sneezes. Homeowner Humor  By : B. MacNichol Recently I was reminded that as a homeowner, I am required to become knowledgeable about a variety of subjects, on a fairly constant basis. My “classes” can pop-up (unannounced) on a 24/7 schedule, and part of the exercise is being able to find the appropriate person to call/ask, to address the immediate problem. Party Jokes: Startling But Unnecessary  By : J Reider Read 20 previously unknown secrets about general living that will give you a good laugh. Squirrel Meat - Delicious but Deadly?  By : John Smith Amid the confusion, Clark turns to his wife’s cousin Katherine and asks her, “Where is Eddie, doesn’t he eat these d?!$#% (expletive deleted) things?” She replies, “Not lately, he heard they are high in cholesterol.” How To Drive Traffic To Your Website Using Funny Videos  By : Bryan Robinson Many webmasters are using the same techniques to drive traffic to their websites with paid advertising and SEO. But creative marketing with funny videos and/or training videos is simple and effective for making a website stand out from the competition. Humour Therapy  By : Todd Lange "Laughter is the best medicine" -- who doesn't know this popular adage? Laughter is not a cure for cancer or other degenerative diseases, but doctors and the medical professionals found that it increases treatment receptiveness in patients. Scientists researching about psychoneuroimmunology are discovering that there is a crucial connection between a person's mind and body. This is particularly manifested by the body's ability to heal through mental stimulation. Laughter appe... Bush Reveals New Missile Defense; Guides Weapon Back To Launching Pad  By : Tom Attea Rest easy, America, even when you contemplate the abbreviated flight of North Korea’s errant but someday, they hope, long-range Taepodong 2 missile – a name that, should the nation ever decide to enter the capitalist hustings, doesn’t sound like a very promising appellation for a new car. In the wake of the miscalculated launch of seven missiles by North Korea, including a Taepodong 2, President Bush told reporter Larry Wing in an exclusive interview, “We’ve got a missile ... Great Practical Jokes To Play On Your Friends  By : Gabriel Adams Do you have a friend who just “needs” a practical joke played on them? Well, I might be able to help you. These are original jokes, meaning that they have been played on or by me or my friends. Please do remember to be prudent and careful in playing these jokes on people, as you don't want to hurt anyone. 1 – The fish at the beach I have discovered that some people have a revulsion to fish. I have also discovered that these people can also react very humorously to be... A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor  By : Bedrich Omacka April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. Relaxed And Happy American Located; Agrees To Brief Interview  By : Tom Attea Despite the troubling news that assails us each day and seems bent on convincing us we should all be the tense and unhappy recipients of the worldwide outrages it forwards, we remained confident that maybe somewhere there is still at least one American who is relaxed and happy. Intent on locating the indomitable soul, should there still be one, we spread out across the nation and, just as we were ready to drop our shoulders and sigh with hopelessness, we saw a man walking ... Get Your Joke Pass For Free!!  By : Tom Takihi Laughter and humor are necessities in life. We need to have a release for all the pressure that comes our way and nothing is better at helping us keep our equilibrium than jokes and funny stories, just like at jokepass.com. Bin Laden Sighted In Karachi; May Turn Self In  By : Tom Attea Reports of Osama Bin Laden’s whereabouts took a new turn this week when a Pakistani woman reported sighting a tall man in a white robe with matching turban hit his head on a low doorway. The woman's suspicions about the identity of the man were further aroused when she noticed the entrance led to a recording studio. So as not to create suspicion, she approached him without revealing who she thought he might be. “Are you all right?” she asked, with demur innocence. ... Jimmy Hoffa Continues To Evade FBI  By : Tom Attea As the FBI, operating on a tip from a prisoner who reported witnessing suspicious activity on the night of Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, continued to search for the former teamster leader, he was somehow still able to evade capture. Although Mr. Hoffa disappeared over fifty years ago, no sign of him or his remains have been detected, despite numerous tips of either’s possible whereabouts. Given the run-ins the teamster boss had with the FBI during the period when he was ... Italian Man Asks Wrong Question About Christ; Court Agrees To Hear Case  By : Tom Attea As you know, an Italian gentleman has challenged the Catholic Church to prove that Christ existed, and, while the case was, somewhat expectedly, tossed out in an Italian court, the plaintiff, undaunted, found a court in Strasbourg that has agreed to hear it. It remains to be revealed who the Catholic Church will designate to defend its historical foundation. Should we flinch from such a touchy subject and leave you to your own puzzlements? No, dear reader, rest assured tha... Europeans Press Iran; Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Plants  By : Tom Attea European negotiators, intent on reaching a peaceful agreement with Iran about its controversial nuclear program, resorted to a tactic that has recently proven to be the most reliable way to elicit a response in much of the Muslim world. Remembering the extraordinary reaction to Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammad and, again last week, demonstrations by an Iranian Turkish minority over a new cartoon that, they think, portrays them in an unfavorable light, the Eur... Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China  By : Tom Attea In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. As a result of its new status, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available. He made the surprise announcement, not during his recent visit to America, but immediately upon returning to Mexico. Mexicans by the millions cheered the decision, throwing fiestas nationwide, with shouts of “... Jokes, The World's Best Medicine  By : Boyd Troublerr What were the last jokes that made you roll around on the floor because you were laughing so hard? Did it involve a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer? Was it on a TV show, or part of a stand-up comedy routine, or part of a recent lecture? In any event, do you remember how it made you feel? More likely than not you can remember the last time, and if you took a minute you could probably tell me the jokes, and it probably made your day. It either gave you relief from the stress ... Be Funny, Because That's How Your Momma Raised You!  By : Boyd Troublerr If there is no reason to be funny in this life well then there is no reason to live. Humor is absolutely essential for life, love, and liberty. How does humor give you life? Well studies have shown that to laugh is to live, literally. The more people laugh, no matter how it is produced, the healthier they are. Health was measured in these studies on both the psychosocial mental health sort of way AND the physiological basis on a biochemical level. People were shown to have... Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum  By : Tom Attea Vice President Cheney, upon his return from a visit to former Soviet Bloc nations, during which he criticized Russian President Putin in unusually direct, if correct, terms, found himself suffering from shortness of breath. Hesitant about consulting a doctor immediately, he performed a self-diagnosis and realized that his condition was due primarily to putting his foot in his mouth with alarming frequency. Knowing the tenuous disposition of his cardiovascular system, he de... Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine  By : Tom Attea While The Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific community with such devastating surprise as the theory recently proposed by a French Chef from Bordeaux. The Chef, Andre Dumier, who operates a One Star Michelin restaurant just outside the city of Bordeaux, advanced the theory after contemplating what he considers the first requirement in the various stages of evolution – the availability of foo... Psychology of jokes  By : Mar Why do we laugh at jokes? Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Notice Scarcity Of Seniors In Marathons  By : Tom Attea Baby boomers, who exercise more than any generation before them, have been flocking to orthopedic surgeons to tend to their aching tendons and joints. As news of the growing need for surgical intervention spread, a number of boomers have found the willpower to moderate the intensity of their workout routines. Personal experience has also confirmed the wisdom of moderation. For example, one inveterate marathoner was shocked by the surprising perception that there were no... Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout Too Dark For Video  By : Tom Attea Apparently, unable to contain his enthusiasm for bumming out the relatively nice and unsuspecting folks who make up much of the Western World, the misinformed medievalist has released another drearily threatening audiotape. Since the combined political, military, and intelligence resources of the civilized world cannot locate the potato head, we suggest the audiotape be taken as an opportunity to arrest him. Here's how. Somebody buys the resourceful recluse a video camera ... Gossip: What People Say About It  By : Tom Attea We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. What might one say under the influence of a confessional potion when asked, “Why do you always talk about other people?” We imagined the reply, “Apparently, because I have nothing much to say about myself.” Before we turn to the ... U.S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B.S. Into Fuel  By : Tom Attea While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation’s dependence on foreign oil is about to end. A researcher at The Department of Energy, from which breakthrough ideas emanate on a regular basis, noticed that Americans, along with most people who ever lived, have a virtually unlimited and renewable supply of B. S. He wondered if it might be turned into fuel. The hypothesis proved so promising that his work produced a marvelous result in as short a time as it ... Russia Defends Iranian Nuke Program; Considers Position Good Customer Service  By : Tom Attea While the civilized world has reacted with horror at Iran’s plan to harness the energy of the atom, as in bombs away, Russia has steadfastly defended the menacing mullahdom’s nuclear ambitions. At first, any person distinguished for responsible behavior is taken back by such apparently reckless advocacy, not only because it seems wildly risky, if not outright self-destructive, but also because one does not expect it from people who have decided to present themselves as suc... France Attacks Iran: U. S. And Britain Object  By : Tom Attea France, casting aside its usual insistence on diplomacy, even when it’s obvious to every person who happens to be alert that it can’t work, finally grew impatient with Iran’s centrifuge-rattling behavior and launched a unilateral attack on it. As French mirage jets swooped down on Iran’s nuclear facilities and French troops launched a land assault from warships in the Persian Gulf, the United States and Britain voiced immediate objections. President Bush said, “I just d... Gas Prices Go "Gas-Tronomical!"  By : Tom Attea Recently, the price of gas has gone up approximately three or four times a day, depending on how energetic the person is who climbs up and changes the prices at your favorite filling station, until the only word for the skyrocketing astonishment is "gas-tronomical!” President Bush took a bold stance on the issue, saying, ““Americans understand the price of crude oil is going up but they will not accept manipulation of the market. And neither will I!” Proud words, perhap... The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media: Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com Did you ever notice that we’re surrounded by information but hardly ever come across an idea in the media that might help us lead sane and happy lives? Oh, not the usual self-help drivel about how to lose weight or enjoy sex, but answers to the really big questions, like what to think about when you wake up in the morning and how to drink water out of a plastic bottle without burping. Try this experiment. Next time you go up to your favorite newsstand, scan all the overwro... Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald's Francise  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to convince the court that, if his life is spared, he will be a model citizen in the Iraq of the future. In his application, Hussein states that he has a great deal of fast-food experience from his months on the run. He also states that, if granted the franchise, he will cease an... The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script?  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but the more we listen, the more we realize that the puppet has a script that just doesn’t make sense. He raises one hand and, without the mullah appearing to move his own lips, practiced ventriloquist that he is, little Armadinejad threatens to “wipe Israel off the map” and blust... Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General; Rushes To Own Defense  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general. Accompanied by a currently employed general, who, as the head of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff, is his usual sidekick, he stated, “As The Secretary of Defense, I think I should at least be on an equal footing with a retired general, and, after careful consideration, I decided to become one.” A reporter then asked,... Conversation In An Age Of Confusion  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes? Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people don’t want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most intensity, such as politics and religion, which all but the most foolhardy consider way off limits, at least, in what is referred to as polite conversation. Actually, the silence of the times... Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a summons for $114. Responding to the uproar caused by the curious traffic ticket, the municipality has begun to wonder if it should work out ways to help seniors cross streets without fear of incurring a penalty. It is, of course, much too optimistic to hope that the munici... Montana People: Weird In Their Own Special Way  By : Jenny Harker We have all heard tales of strange people living in Montana; the Unabomber, the freedom militias, the poor sods stuck in the Federal Witness Protection Program. I assure you the majority of people living in Montana are friendly, polite, are reasonably sane, and will go out of their way to lend a hand to strangers. Now, I am a cynical Californian transplanted in Montana. I cannot help but feel suspicious of helpful strangers. Oh, the clerk wants to volunteer the use o... On the Road Again  By : Gary Mosher A middle-aged couple try mountain biking. It’s No Joke, Laughter is Awesome Medicine!  By : Chad Ferguson You go right ahead! Laugh and cackle to the point of losing your breath! Laughter has enormous amounts of health benefits ranging from affecting diabetes to lowering risks of heart attacks and everything in between! Marching Along  By : Deanna Mascle 10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March Is This Funny: Can We Develop Non-Violent Humour?  By : Ivana Milojević “In its original historical meaning, a cartoon (from the Italian cartone, meaning "big paper") is a full-size drawing made on paper as a study for a further artwork, such as a painting or tapestry. In modern print media, a cartoon is an illustration, usually humorous in intent.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoons The current representation of conflict over the freedom to publish cartoons featuring the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) in western media – as the confli... Stand up comedian or bubble blower?  By : Matt Canham Learning to swim is like learning stand up comedy. This article will have you blowing comedy bubbles in no time. You Love Them Because They're Funny!  By : Heather Diodati For years I heard woman after woman say after obviously falling in love, "He's so funny! I just love that about him." Often after someone has lost a family member, they'll say "I'll always remember her smile, the way she laughed, the little jokes she would tell to lighten the mood." Could it be we love people who have a great sense of humor? I've always thought so. And now we have scientific proof of what many of us long suspected. Humor is one of the things we enjoy mo... Cupid Quotient  By : Deanna Mascle Twelve multiple choice trivia questions about Valentine holiday history and tradition Test Your Canine Acumen  By : Deanna Mascle 15 multiple choice trivia questions about humankinds best friend the dog Things I have learned  By : Jan Michaels Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ... If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you WILL forget this when you are sober. Amazing Trivia Part 1  By : Jan Michaels I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. You may be in love if...  By : Jan Michaels One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!

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